December 2011
35 posts
“Write drunk; edit sober.”
—Ernest Hemingway (via chopa)
There was a 17 year old boy staring at a 15 year old girl at a skating rink.
He skated up to her and asked her out on a date.
She said no.
But he didn’t give up.
Today, they celebrated their 70th marriage anniversary.
Grannie and Grandpy, your everlasting LGMH.
Top 10 Top Ten List
10. Time Magazine’s Top Ten of Everything
9. Top Ten Shaq Moments
8. Top Ten Kevin Costner VHS tapes
7. Top Ten Things You Didn’t Know About RuPaul
6. The Top Ten Bacon Recipes Of The Year
5. Letterman’s Top Ten Lists since 1985
4. Top Ten Worst as Seen on TV Products
3. Best NHL Fights of 2010-2011
2. Pitchfork’s Changing Top Ten Lists From Years Past
1. Top Ten Reasons You Woke Up with an Orange Penis Censored
Marty McSorley